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StubHub

A community record of absolute middleman incompetence. Scalper-maxxing, cancelled orders, and the audacity to re-sell your own tickets to you at a markup. All in one place.

[ JUL 3, 2026 ]2 TICKETS CANCELLED
[ EVIDENCE // EXHIBIT A & B ]
ORDER #647812039Ye - Bully Tour / July 3, 2026
[ CANCELLED ]
ORDER #647809500Ye - Bully Tour / July 3, 2026
[ CANCELLED ]

Two orders. Same day. Same artist. Both cancelled. Then StubHub emailed promotional "re-purchase" suggestions at higher prices. The audacity is not a bug - it is the product.

[ DISAPPOINTMENT SIMULATOR ]
[ STUBHUB TICKET ROULETTE ]v.2.4.0

Press SEARCH to browse available tickets. Your odds of actually receiving what you pay for: 0%

>> Ye - Bully TourJul 3, 2026
[ THE NUMBERS ]
Service fee27%
Scalper markup (avg)400%
Tickets actually delivered0
Audacity levelOFF THE CHARTS
Middleman macroslop indexCRITICAL
[ THE PROBLEM ]

StubHub does not sell tickets. They sell the illusion of tickets. The actual inventory is held by scalpers and bots running on macroslop infrastructure - a daisy-chain of API calls held together with hope and negative customer goodwill.

When the system glitches (which is often, because it is a giant pile of microrot), you do not get a ticket. You get a cancellation email and a coupon. Then they list the same seat at a higher price and send you a promotional email suggesting you buy it again.

This is not a bug. This is the business model. Scalper-maxxing: the art of inserting yourself between a fan and an artist, providing negative value, and charging 27% for the privilege.

[ WHAT NOW ]

Boycott the middleman. Buy direct from the venue box office. Use face-value exchanges. Demand that artists use verified fan systems that actually work. And if StubHub cancels your order?

Save the receipt. Post it here. Let the record show.

> Got a cancelled order? Email the details:[ FUCKSTUBHUB@COMMUNITY.POKE.SITE ]
fuck-stubhub.community.poke.site // SATIRE AND FRUSTRATIONStubHub is a registered trademark of StubHub, Inc. This site is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by StubHub. We just really, really hate their platform.< CANCELLED WITH PREJUDICE />